Confidence goals: Kanye West 

Attitude goals: Rihanna

Money goals: Beyonce

"I need a nap and an orgasm."
An Ancient Proverb, probably (via thegreatmadman) ←

zohbugg:

stardust is a cinematic masterpiece and anyone who says otherwise is very very wrong

THIS ONE IS FOR MY BITCHES WIT A FAT ASS IN THE FUCKIN CLUH I SAID WHERE MY FAT ASS BIG BITCHES IN THE CLUH FUCK THE SKINNY BITCHES FUCK THE SKINNY BITCHES IN THE CLUB I WANNA I SEE ALL THE BIG FAT ASS BITCHES IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN CLUB FUCK YOU IF YOU SKINNY BITCHES WAt
unclefather:

is that trent?

unclefather:

is that trent?

papadaftpunk:

american sex education be like

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awwww-cute:

He finally grew into that bow tie

awwww-cute:

He finally grew into that bow tie

matthewsagan:

This is the DNA of a self-identified homosexual person viewed under 10000x microscopic magnification. If you look closely you can see the DNA has unique characteristics, which supports the theory that there is a biological basis for homosexuality.

[youth pastor voice] balls deep in the word of god
thecutestofthecute:

A very round  English Bulldog puppy

thecutestofthecute:

A very round  English Bulldog puppy