indiexmusic:

Diplo remixed Lorde's Tennis Court and if you think something important happened today it’s probably not as important as this.

achoomnida:

if you’re gonna unfollow me you’ll have to go through

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the perfume department 

richwhitelesbian:

wizcoylifa:

fifty shades (thats it. thats the whole joke. im wearing 50 pairs of sunglasses right now this is comedy gold people)

“ya but how many chainz” i holler from the back of the crowd. suddenly its my show and your girlfriend is on my arm now. shes also a man and your gay

i don’t “dress to impress” i dress to depress i wanna look so good that people hate themselves

"Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it."
psychologicallyuns0und:

Finally I got a reserved parking spot

psychologicallyuns0und:

Finally I got a reserved parking spot

420snorlax:

i’m gonna start using this line